Funny of the Week

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.  He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Young — who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine — thought this would be a great opportunity to get $$. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”  Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is gasoline!”  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young got annoyed and went back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything, Dr. Young said to Dr. Geezer.”  “Nurse,” said Dr. Geezer,  “please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”  When Dr. Young tasted it he cried, “Oh, no you don’t, that is Gasoline!”  Dr. Geezer immediately said, “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back . That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) left angrily and came back after several more days.  He told Dr. Young, “My eyesight has become weak,  I can hardly see anything!  Dr. Geezer replied, “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” Dr. Geezer then handed Dr. Young a $10 bill.  “But this is only $10!” cried Dr. Young.  “Congratulations,” replied a gleeful Dr. Geezer.  “You got your vision back!  That will be $500.”

Moral of this story:  Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer.”

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.


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