A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , […]
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright. Two customers. I don’t know who triggered this whole thing, so lemme give you both 3 wishes. Bear, you start, since you’re bigger.” Bear thinks for a moment. He smiles:
A sign In Vice President Pence’s home town in Indiana in the front window of a business: “WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND ALL OF HOLLYWOOD THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!!!” This sign probably either outrages, saddens or
Funny #1 I was sitting at Starbucks one day a month ago and two really large women came in, speaking with an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales
“MAN! I just left the Valero up the street from my place. I went inside the store to pay for my gas and saw two police officers looking at a lady smoking while pumping gas. I thought ‘she can’t be serious smoking at the pump.’ And the police right there too! While paying for
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor Young — who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine — thought this
Facebook post last week from Camilla Gonzales “Hopefully Donald Trump will not deport my beautiful mother-in-law….that lives in 22 Allenwood in Los Angeles California 90004…in the blue and white house….by the back door that doesn’t close. She gets off work at 5:00 pm….but is always home by 5:25. Poor Mother-in-law…her visa expired since March 2009…and
Words Not Yet In The Dictionary ACCORDIONATED (ah kor’ de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib’ re um) n. The
With the ridiculousness in D.C. this week and as nearly every member of the radical Left finds their hair on fire, we all need as is said in Louisiana some “lagniappe.” (lagniappe is the 13th doughnut in a Baker’s dozen — something you get but don’t pay for) Enjoy!
